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Forever 21 Opens “Forever 36” That Only Sells Sweatpants And Aspirin

Fox News Creates Diversity Program To Hire Underrepresented Brunettes

My Philosophy: Work Hard, Play Hard, Cha Cha Real Smooth 

Cool? I Can Talk To Animals But All They Talk About Is Vaping

Newcomer To Heaven Trying To Think Of Better Death Than “Choking On Nut”

I Lost Everything In The Fire But At Least My Annoying Roommate Did Too

Kid Denied Ice Cream By Mom Starts Jumping On A LOT Of Cracks

New Untapped Oil Reserve Found On Faces Of America’s Teenagers

New Gov’t Program Puts Anyone Wearing Shorts In Winter Onto Watch-List

I Watched Anthony Bourdain And Now I Put Pepper Into My Progresso Soup

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Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder And Other Reasons I Abandoned My Family!

Colored Printer In All-White Office Jams In Solidarity With #BlackLivesMatter

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Changing Economy: BangBus Drivers Scared Of Losing Jobs To Self-Driving BangBuses

I Think I Invested Too Much Time Into Mastering The Recorder

Despite Dwindling Oxygen Supply, Astronauts Refuse to Return to Earth Until After Election

Anxiety Exercise 

4 Genius Features Every Uber Rider Would Appreciate