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Kid Denied Ice Cream By Mom Starts Jumping On A LOT Of Cracks

Kid Denied Ice Cream By Mom Starts Jumping On A LOT Of Cracks

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Kid Denied Ice Cream By Mom Starts Jumping On A LOT Of Cracks

Nevada third grader Jayden Matthews loves his mommy, but he also loves ice cream. Like, a lot. So, when Jayden’s mommy told him he couldn’t have ice cream for breakfast, he had no choice but to jump on every crack in sight.

“Usually when I tell him he can’t have a treat, he just kind of throws a fit and runs to his room crying like most kids,” explained Matthews’ mommy. “But this time, his eyes just kind of turned… cold. He walked directly to the sidewalk and just started stepping on every. Single. Crack. I’ve never experienced so much back pain in my entire life.”

Yikes.

“I thought the belief that stepping on a crack breaks a mother’s back was meant to protect us mothers,” the mommy added. “I was so, so wrong.”

Matthews’ mommy’s back is expected to fully recover within 8-12 months. Her trust in Jayden, however, is reportedly “gone forever.”

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