I just began writing for another website in addition to my Huffington Post writing gig. The website is called AboveAverage, very funny site that has had guests including Jay Pharaoh from SNL. Here’s my first article on their site (here’s the link: https://aboveaverage.com/new-govt-program-puts-anyone-wearing-shorts-in-winter-onto-watch-list/) .
New Gov’t Program Puts Anyone Wearing Shorts In Winter Onto Watch-List
“Due to the current state of national security, it has become increasingly difficult to determine who is dangerous, and who is not,” said FBI Director James Comey. “However, I think it’s obvious to us all that anyone wearing shorts in the dead of winter must be out of their damn minds. Truly, these people could be capable of anything.”
Local psycho and wintertime shorts-wearer Chris Tipton expressed concern that the government surveillance was unfair and discriminatory. Thankfully, he was subdued within moments of expressing these concerns.
Comey also unveiled new watch-lists for people that cut their sandwiches into thirds, people that tuck in their t-shirts, and people that clap when their plane lands, which is just inexplicable, why do people do that?