I’ve slowly come to realize that politics have seeped into every aspect of my life, including the romantic. Rather than ignore the obvious and inevitable, I’ve decided to fully embrace this sea change and now embrace my inner Lothario. I want a freak in the sheets and a Malcolm X in the streets. Here are my… Continue reading Tinder Activism
Jessica Millview recently got in her 2009 Jetta and hit the open road while waving goodbye to her confused husband, Michael Millview, and twin sons, Alex and Calvin. Jessica cited feeling under-appreciated and and complete misreading of the Passenger song, “Let Her Go”, as major contributing factors to her decision to, as she puts it,… Continue reading Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder And Other Reasons I Abandoned My Family!
Commercial drivers, including the famed BangBus, are facing decreased job security as self-driving vehicles become more and more integrated into the transportation infrastructure. “The BangBus is an American institution and to replace that human element is to deface that legacy” stated BangBus driver George Pooney. “A robot can’t banter about hot chicks, dames, babes,… Continue reading Changing Economy: BangBus Drivers Scared Of Losing Jobs To Self-Driving BangBuses
A quiet dread and unease gripped Marcus Bradley, 37, in the third hour of his daily recorder practice when he thought maybe he’s put too much effort into learning the wind instrument. “I started playing in 3rd grade music class like everyone else” said Marcus, “but when everyone else stopped playing or lost their… Continue reading I Think I Invested Too Much Time Into Mastering The Recorder
I just began writing for another website in addition to my Huffington Post writing gig. The website is called AboveAverage, very funny site that has had guests including Jay Pharaoh from SNL. Here’s my first article on their site (here’s the link: https://aboveaverage.com/new-govt-program-puts-anyone-wearing-shorts-in-winter-onto-watch-list/) . ORIGINAL! New Gov’t Program Puts Anyone Wearing Shorts In Winter Onto… Continue reading New Writing Gig At Above Average!