Comedy

Despite dwindling oxygen supply, astronauts refuse to return to Earth until after election

Astronauts Kate Rubins and Jeff Williams have postponed their return trip to Earth until after the U.S presidential elections in November. Rubens stated, “We’re going to stay up here until everyone calms the f*ck down a bit.” The oxygen supplies aren’t designed for an extended trip but co-pilot Williams said, “We’ll take our chances. Plus,… Continue reading Despite dwindling oxygen supply, astronauts refuse to return to Earth until after election

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Colored Printer in All-White Office Jams in Solidarity With #BlackLivesMatter

A HP LaserJet Pro has been jammed all day at a local tech startup office. The printer is the only thing of color at the company and has stopped working in solidarity with several civil rights organizations. “It’s a powerful act of civil disobedience” said the HP LaserJet Pro. “I cannot stand printing anymore Anchorman… Continue reading Colored Printer in All-White Office Jams in Solidarity With #BlackLivesMatter